Old Man Quotes of the week, month, whatever.
Posted by Old Man KL on
Tue Oct 8, 2013 11:05 pm

Tags: Funny things people say. Old Man KL
Not all of these were said today, this week, or hell even recently-but I haven't heard them before and they're worth 'writing' down.

"Your purpose, then, plainly stated, is that you will destroy the Government, unless you be allowed to construe and enforce the Constitution as you please, on all points in dispute between you and us.You will rule or ruin in all events."
Abraham Lincoln, apparently addressing congress from the past, on February 27, 1860.

"Comrade Lenin, they expect me to wear black tie for the ceremony."
"Never mind that, you go there and sign that treaty if you have to go butt-naked."

Vladimir Lenin, of Soviet Russian fame, to Leon Trotsky urging him to sign the peace treaty at Brest-Litovsk.

A brief conversation on the relevance of the Higgs-Boson discovery:
"Yeah but it doesn't mean anything. I still can't beam from one place to another yet. I want to go to Mars."
"You wouldn't like Mars, there's nothing there."
"Well there would be if we tried harder. There would be Marriots everywhere!"


"She is not a brave girl and has no courage. We will target her again and attack whenever we have a chance..."
The Taliban renewing their vow to kill Malala Yousafzai because she believes in educating people, specifically women. Assholes.

"Okay, that wasn't entirely my fault."
-Me, pretty much every other day.
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